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5/26/2006

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Filed under: — site admin @ 1:40 pm

Well this is my first retraction. I talked to my buddy about the DUI and he said “he was like 2 over”, a figurative thing, like “I was going like 2 over the speed limit” (so not a literal 0.082 or even 0.10, but possibly a 2.08 I suppose). We actually have no idea what he came in at, so maybe he was 3 sheets to the wind. They aren’t nice enough to just tell you your score I guess. Kind of like how the credit score agencies aren’t nice enough to just call you and tell you that your identity has been stolen. So anyway, sorry about the mixup and I hope it didn’t mess up the RSS feed, but I didn’t want to be the source of misinformation, so I went ahead and just changed the original post (I’ll avoid doing that in the future). The rest of the article is of course 100% factually accurate :-P

3 Responses to “Retraction”

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  2. Will Apple Says:
    July 7th, 2006 at 4:16 pm

    HEY! I found this site through your Zsculpt site and I wanted to ask you about your Dark Castle game. I LOVE THAT GAME! I thought that I had lost it forever and now I see that you are bringing it back! I’ve been waiting for over a year and I was wondering how close you are to finishing. Maybe you could update your website with some current information on the Dark Castle game just so people will still realize that it is in the works. Thanks
    -Will

  3. Dissapointed Says:
    July 21st, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    So I was looking for my favorite saved by the bell character when I came across this website. How dissapointing!!! You are a big loser that shouldn’t keep paying for this domain name. Bring back ZACK MORRIS!!! ZACK ROOLES!!! YOU SUCK!!!

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