Zack Morris - Story of My Life

Before I get poison ivy again next year and forget how the heck I got over it, I just want to record the best treatment:

1. The first 7-10 days: Calamine Lotion (Caladryl) is the ONLY thing that works during the first week you have poison ivy. (more…)

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S REALLY PRESIDENT
DEAR BUSH DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT
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My girlfriend Kellie and I went as Zack Morris and Kelly Capowski this year for Halloween.

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Well I am on my second day of the oral steroid prednisone. I woke up yesterday and couldn’t hardly open my eyes, so had to go to the doctor. I got poison ivy during our annual Bruneau Canyon camping trip on September 22nd. So I am coming up on 5 weeks of rash, which will probably end up being 6 weeks and is unusual. I was almost healed and then vaguely remember scratching this dead looking patch on my right inner elbow, and I think it released a pocket of the ivy resin under the skin, kind of like bruising a tattoo or something. Anyway it went into my system and my head swelled up like a pumpkin! Also washed the sheets almost that same day, so I think some resin got on the pillowcase. I have elephant ears now too.

So I’m just going to list what to do and not to do:

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For the first time in 6 years, I finally have faith in my country again. It’s official, the democrats won majorities in both the House and Senate, most governors are democrats, old Rummy resigned, we have Nancy Pelosi as the first female speaker of the House, it’s almost like I woke up in Canada. Phew, now I don’t have to move.

On Tuesday I went to a calling party for MoveOn.Org. They made almost 7 million calls to people in swing states and had a very real impact on this election. That, combined with bald faced naked corruption on the part of the Republicans, gave the people a voice for the first time in, hmm, well I guess my lifetime. I’m not even joking, the last time I remember something going my way in politics was when Clinton got elected! (more…)

Once again it’s been friggin’ forever since my last post, but here is yet another costume from the recesses of my mind. If you haven’t figured it out yet, the headline says it all:

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Well, it’s been a year since my last post, so figured it was time for an update, just in time (belatedly) for Halloween.

This costume was HOT going downtown. Budumbump chish.

What do we have here…
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