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	<title>Zack Morris - Story of My Life</title>
	<link>http://www.zackmorris.com</link>
	<description>It's not that we are right and they are wrong, but that our ideas work and theirs don't.</description>
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		<title>Saved by the Bell</title>
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My girlfriend Kellie and I went as Zack Morris and Kelly Capowski this year for Halloween.



We almost went as Larry Craig and the vice cop that arrested him, but Kellie wanted to dress more girlie I think :)  We found these clothes at a thrift store, I suppose we could have raided my closet [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2007/10/28/zack-and-kellie/</link>
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		<title>The Great Pumpkin</title>
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Well I am on my second day of the oral steroid prednisone.  I woke up yesterday and couldn't hardly open my eyes, so had to go to the doctor.  I got poison ivy during our annual Bruneau Canyon camping trip on September 22nd.  So I am coming up on 5 weeks of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2007/10/26/the-great-pumpkin/</link>
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		<title>Bush Finds Work</title>
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For the first time in 6 years, I finally have faith in my country again.  It's official, the democrats won majorities in both the House and Senate, most governors are democrats, old Rummy resigned, we have Nancy Pelosi as the first female speaker of the House, it's almost like I woke up in Canada. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2006/11/09/bush-finds-work/</link>
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		<title>Impeachment Costume</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once again it's been friggin' forever since my last post, but here is yet another costume from the recesses of my mind.  If you haven't figured it out yet, the headline says it all:
















Well this costume didn't win any awards, but maybe it will find some use collecting leaves or something.  Better luck [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2006/11/01/impeachment-costume/</link>
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		<title>Retraction</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well this is my first retraction.  I talked to my buddy about the DUI and he said "he was like 2 over", a figurative thing, like "I was going like 2 over the speed limit" (so not a literal 0.082 or even 0.10, but possibly a 2.08 I suppose).  We actually have no [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2006/05/26/retraction/</link>
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		<title>Calorie Calculator</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I got sick of trying to plan my meals for weight training so I made a calorie calculator.  It automagically looks up foods as you type them in, and fills in the nutrition facts, so you don't have to do it manually.  It is really important to do a proper accounting of your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2006/05/24/calorie-calculator/</link>
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		<title>DUIs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[

So my buddy got a DUI last weekend and we bailed him out at 7 am.  I'm not going to go into a lot of details, but basically he was just barely over.  So ya that sucked.  It's hard for us old timers to remember that the limit isn't what it always [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2006/05/24/duis/</link>
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		<title>Global Warming Costume</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, it's been a year since my last post, so figured it was time for an update, just in time (belatedly) for Halloween.

This costume was HOT going downtown.  Budumbump chish.

What do we have here...


Here's to the spirit of global warming, keep up the good work people. ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2005/11/10/global-warming-costume/</link>
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		<title>My Travels</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I decided to post a few quick maps of where I've been:


create your own personalized map of the USA
 or write about it on the open travel guide


create your own visited country map
 or write about it on the open travel guide


create your own personalized map of Canada
 or write about it on the open [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2004/11/07/my-travels/</link>
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		<title>Episode IV: A New Hope</title>
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9x3 inch 300 dpi bumper sticker and banner ad sized images available here and here. If those don’t work, try here and here.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.  At least Cheney is not yet emperor.  After thinking on the current state of affairs for a day, I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.zackmorris.com/index.php/archives/2004/11/05/a-new-hope/</link>
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